i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
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