is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
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At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
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I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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