your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
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Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
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Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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