you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
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Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
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He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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