wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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