Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Michael Bay diarrhea
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
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come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
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So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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