Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
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Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
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Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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