Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
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From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
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I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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