You can't special order awesome
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Randomize
