i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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