I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
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Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
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If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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