Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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