Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Randomize
