Got a toothbrush?
You really coming over, don't trick.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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