im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
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there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
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Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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