I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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