Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
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Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
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I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
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