I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
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the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
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She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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