i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
jump out the window naked night went bad
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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