Fine. I'll sleep in my office
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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