note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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