if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I met the friendliest cop last night
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I intend to get homeless drunk
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
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