i think my mom watched the whole time
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
