LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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