this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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