She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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