he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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