He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
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You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
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PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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