She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
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