He is an equal opportunity slut.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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