Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
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I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
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You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
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