Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
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we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
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Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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