butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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