Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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