Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
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