did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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