i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
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It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
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I just had sex on a roof
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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