what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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