The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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