i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
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