all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Randomize
