i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
Randomize
