I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
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I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
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His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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