we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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