So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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