I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
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