I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
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Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
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The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
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Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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