She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
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found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
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I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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