Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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