Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
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I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
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Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
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