i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
he thought i was a dude.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
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How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
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Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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