One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
Randomize
